Hold the front page... Cap's been out ligging again. And isn't that Michael Campbell next to him.... you know - the bloke who 'tamed the Tiger' in the US Open golf tournament in June?

Indeed it is, as both are residents of trendy Brighton and Michael was throwing a well deserved celebration party with copious amounts of bubbly and top nosh and all that.

LUCKILY for Cap, who moaned 'that stuff just makes me thirsty' when he saw all the champers there was a few cases of Steinlager - the excellent beer from New Zealand where that nice Mr Campbell's from, so a good time was had by all, belch!

AND..... the assembled guests has a rather lucky escape as Cap was going to perform Happy Talk but the PA equipment didn't show up.

Phew!!