Your old chum Cap's got an answer for everything as we all know so it could be as off the wall as you see fit but I must say that I would be genuinely interested in attempting to help with any moral dilemmas or personal problems that the writer had. Really, I am actually quite good at making sense out of other people's problems - it's just my own that I have difficulty getting to grips with. Not that I have any of course - being Mr Perfect and all that (not much - Anita)

So don't be shy. let's get the ball rolling with any quandries or conundrums you may have been puzzled by over the years - where do pigeons go when they die? How did Carling Black Label become the UK's favourite beer? Will those 2 Irish millionaires be allowed to get away with destroying Battersea Power Station? You know the kind of thing - although I have to say that if I find the question tedious I may excuse myself from bothering with it. Ahem.

Anyway, Anita will be shackling me to a computer every now and then to come up with some well needed answers so don't get in a flap..... call for Cap!

Not 'arf!

Ok, here's what to do...

Send your question to this email address... askcap@officialdamned.com... and remember to include your name (you can remain anon if you like... we're not that cruel) and where you're from. Your question, and Cap's words of wisdom, will appear here!