THREE DATE REVIEW:
DE KADE, ZAANDAM & PAARD, DEN HAAG & PERRON55, VENLO
THE NETHERLANDS
15th, 16th & 23rd June 2008

 

I regularly check the dates-page, so a few months ago was I thrilled to see that The Damned would be playing in Germany. I live in Belgium and it would be a long drive, so I planned a one-week holiday by motorcycle to go to the Gräfenhainichen- and the Würzburg-gigs and, since I would be in the area, visits to Berlin and Dresden and some other parts of former East-Germany. It would be a rather expensive affair, though, with the prices of fuel being what they are at the moment (my motorbike - a 1340cc Harley - is not really economic) and some hotel-costs, since I refuse to go camping; I wouldn't want to show up at a Damned-gig all muddy (in fact, 3 years ago I did, but at the Derbyshire-Custom-Bike-Show-gig that year, everyone was muddy). Anyway, I was lucky, because a few weeks ago I saw that they would be doing three gigs in The Netherlands too, so that would be a lot closer, thus cheaper.

I managed to show up late for the Zaandam gig; I had checked the website and it stated that the event would start at 15.30 in the afternoon, so I had assumed it was some kind of festival with The Damned playing in the early evening. When I walked into the place after a more than two hour drive, I could just hear the intro of Smash It Up, so I knew the show was nearly at the end. At first the doorman wouldn't let me in but when I said I came all the way from Belgium, I was admitted and I hurried down the stairs into a steaming place. It was a small venue, but with an enthusiastic crowd and a band that was (as usual) giving the best of themselves. Surprise: Dave had grown a Clark-Gable-mustache since I last saw the band (last year in Germany); it suits him though. I knew that the show would end after Smash It Up, but I was hoping that the encores were yet to come, and yes: if I remember well, they did Jet Boy, Jet Girl, Wait For The Blackout and Noise Noise Noise. It may be hard to believe for people who don't know the live atmosphere at a Damned gig, but only these few songs made it more than worthwhile to have made the more than 400 km. trip. I planned to be less stupid the next day, for the Den Haag show. I took a considerable time-margin, since it was a Monday and I had to pass Rotterdam at peak-hours. I was in a traffic-jam for most of the time, but I arrived at the venue even before the doors opened. Again it was a rather small place, so it had filled up nicely by the time The Damned came on stage.

They kicked off with the indestructable first three of Machine Gun Etiquette: Love Song, MGE (Second time Around)
and I Just Can't Be Happy Today. It's been more than a week since that gig and I have been to another one in between so I'm not sure about the rest of the playlist or its order, but I'm sure that, amongst others, New Rose, Neat Neat Neat, 1 Of The 2, Ignite, History Of The World Part 1, Anti Pope and of course Smash It Up were in it, with Wait For The Blackout, Stretcher Case and Noise Noise Noise as encores. I had planned on going to the Bochum gig in Germany the next day, but the lack of sleep of the last days took it's toll (I'm getting old) and I was afraid of falling asleep on the drive back, so I decided to skip it, knowing very well I would regret it afterwards; who knows when The Damned will do a European tour again.

In the mean time, my computer had been struck by lightning and died, so I hadn't been able to check the dates-page of the Damned-site again, but luckily my new computer arrived on Saturday the 21st; just in time to see another gig was added last minute in Venlo on Monday the 23rd. I quickly made a reservation and I made sure to be there in time. When I walked into the place, it was still empty, except for the Captain sitting at the bar with someone of the organizing venue, I supposed. As always when I meet someone of the band face to face, I was too shy to talk to him so I only smiled stupidly. I always worry that my english isn't good enough, or that I don't have anything interesting to say and I get that "we're-not-worthy"-feeling when I meet someone I admire. I also saw Dave cross the place to go backstage and, a few minutes later, Monty, so at least I knew they were there, which I wouldn't have been sure of considering the very poor turn-up. Ok, it was a weekday, and maybe they had to get up early in the morning, but I don't know what really serious excuse the absent had. Anyway, they were wrong. They have missed yet another mindblowing gig. Even for this small crowd the Damned gave it their best and that is the more admirable knowing it was their 10th gig in as many days and in 4 different countries, so they must have been tired. It only showed
in a few details: Pinch hadn't spiked his hair and when the Captain took off his sunglasses at the end of the show, his eyes were a little narrowed, but that could also be of being in the spotlights for ten days in a row. Monty didn't jump up and down as moronicly as ususal but I'm sure that the size of the stage was to blame for that. For me, the small stage was an advantage; I could stand really close and at the end, I could take the Captain's playlist (with his footprints on it!) as a souvenir and it looked like this:

Love song
2nd Time
Just Can't Be Happy
1 of the 2
I Fall
Neat x 3
History
Eloise
New Rose
Anti Pope
She
Smash It Up
----------------------------
Blackout
Stretcher Case
Noise Noise

However, they didn't really stick to it, because, if I remember well, they skipped She and did Jet Boy, Jet Girl instead, with the Captain doing all the vocals while Dave walked through the audience. The Captain pulled that trick too, during the intro of Smash It Up. He also did a quick rap of a part of Wot and Happy Talk in between, when someone of the audience yelled "Happy Talk". At the start of the encores they had added Melody Lee, with Monty prolonging the intro because the rest of the band didn't show up right away. At the real end, the Captain said a really touching goodbye, thanking us for showing up.

I was really grateful for having had the chance to see them again these two-and-a -half times. I never get tired of it. Every year there are new surprises in the show. I remember last year in Essen, Germany, I heard See Her Tonite for the first time live and this year I was surprised with 1 of the 2 and Stetcher Case, the only song of Music For Pleasure I ever saw live.

Again, someone who has never been to a Damned gig can't understand how it's like and I can't really describe it, so: if you get the chance to go see them, especially you, Britons, who get this chance so much more often than we on the continent do, don't hesitate, it will really be worth your while; I can't imagine anyone being disappointed after seeing The Damned. I'm smashing in my own windows here, because I hope to come see them at the end of July, beginning of August gigs in the UK and since it is not always possible to make reservations from Belgium and I also depend on the weather circumstances, I might find a "sold out" sign if everyone takes my advice. I hope that in that case, my "I-come-all-the-way-from-Belgium"-plea will still get me in.Thanks to the people of the Damned-website and the Fangbase for providing the links to the venues, which saves me a lot of time and worries.

Greet

PS. Long time ago I read a review from "Froggy", I understand he didn't follow the band onto the continent, however, he was present at the USA tour two years ago. Mysterious person!

Photo: Thanks to Peter from Maastricht for the photo (above) of The Damned in Venlo!


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